Reasons I Shouldn't Be An Adult

Sometimes I don't know how I'm allowed to be a functioning adult in society. I mean...I'm pretty ridic.


This is a list of SOME of the kinda, sorta MAYBE important things I need to remember to do:

Eat

Drink

Pee

You would think by the ripe old age of 24 I would have at least some of these down...

But no. Today I ate breakfast at 7am.

I then didn't eat again until almost 6pm.

BECAUSE I WAS DOING STUFF AND THEN FORGOT ABOUT EATING.

I also forgot about drinking that entire time. And peeing, until just now. That's TWELEVE HOURS.

How does one just FORGET about these things?!

My brain is just a WEE bit scattered. Oi.